Locked away in a hellish locker
by the school bully
A demon in a letterman jacket
He’s as rude and crude
as an undertaker
It's time for him to meet his maker.
-Lament of the Pariah
Never knowing what it is
When I talk about things
Jingle bells
and special hells
I cannot ever speak properly
stumbling over my words
fucking adverbs
-Speaking Sucks
Lets listen to some old school rap together
and pretend to be gangsters
even though we are white ass kids
-Sleepytime Poem
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me likey. lots!
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"fucking adverbs" sounds like something i wrote.
words:
i want your verbs
i want to touch your punctuation
your adjectives make me wet
i want to fuck your sentences
-lisa
hope you didn't mind me sharing ben.
Oh I don't mind, in fact I thank you :)
DeleteGreat write!
Speaking certainly sucks..it's easier on 'paper'..maybe a little more powerful too..a little more there forever..Jae
ReplyDeleteOh, yes :)
DeleteOh my...the last one is sooo funny!
ReplyDeleteYeah, and it's just an excerpt. He wrote plenty more of it :)
DeleteI really like his work...I need to check him out!
ReplyDeleteIt's good stuff!
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