I started writing a status update for Facebook and it got long. So, I thought I'd share it here with my lovely fanbase i.e. Mali and possibly Whitney.
:gave Cro-Magnon Man RARE CANDY. What? Cro-Magnon Man is evolving! Congratulations, Cro-Magnon Man became Homo sapien! Homo sapien would like to battle. Homo sapien used POINTY STICK. It isn't very effective. What will Earth do? Earth used FAMINE, CROP FAILURE and RISING TIDES. Homo sapien didn't get message. Homo sapien blacked out. What will newly empowered cockroaches do? Cockroaches would like to battle Cher. Cher used BELIEVE. Cockroaches feel sad. Cockroaches used TISSUE.