In an archaeological dig in Chicago, a lost ancient tablet was unearthed today. It was the original IMF charter, said to have been written down by George Washington himself, on orders from the Economy God. When he realized people were worshiping the tablet, instead of the government, however, Washington broke it into ten million pieces. It has been pieced together now.
More shocking still, the missing letters were at last found from the name IMF.... U-C-K-I-N-G Y-O-U.
When reporters broke the story, the reaction around the world was unsurprised. The majority of Thailand's citizens claimed to have knowledge of this secret since the 1990s.