Entirety of a Sketch That Didn't Fizzle (It's Just Short Like That)

The Adventures of Eddy Piss

EDDY PISS

Hey, baby.

ALEX TRAU

Hi.

EDDY PISS

You have my mom’s glasses.

ALEX TRAU

My dad wears that coat…

            [They make out]

***** 

FATHER

Son, why is there a bomb strapped to my chair?

EDDY PISS

I hate your balls!

MOTHER

What's going on in here?

            [Marries]