Regis: Mr. McConnell, for the middle class not having to pay billions in more taxes, what is the definition of compromise?
McConnell: Obstruct and be a total asshole?
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Regis: America's fucked! We're fucked! Get off the stage and into a bunker!
McConnell: Why is it us Kentucky men always manage to destroy the country somehow?