Afghanistan - The war effort with America seemed pretty serious so they moved in.
Australia - Got lonely.
America - In a bid to improve geography test scores amongst its citizens, Hawaii and Alaska drifted closer to the mainland.
Canada - China kind of landed on top of it Wicked Witch of the East style. Oops.
Germany - Neo-Nazis are closer to the old Hitler crowd.
Iceland - Forced to relocate South because of all the ash. The name makes more sense now.
Indo-Nepali-Bangladesh-istan - India, Nepal, Bangladesh and Pakistan overcame their differences and are grooving together in a Timeshare now.
Ireland - Too many problems with Britain, is seeing other people now, namely, Madagascar.
Israel - Moved next to Germany when Syria double dared it to.
Mali - Felt imperial.
Mexico - Got tired of the U.S. treating it like a piece of meat, so it moved where more people speak Spanish... took some friends along.
New Guinea - Closer to French Guiana. People told them they had a lot in common.
Venezuela - Thought it'd join OPEC more geographically too.