Saturday, February 11, 2012

National Treasure III: Book of Freemason Incan Treasure And Something Filmed in New Orleans

Nice Old Spice recently got a look inside the third installment of National Treasure. As can be expected, Ben Gates justifies a reprehensible act with a historically driven monologue. Let's take a look!

"Of all the ideas that became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. 'But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security.' I've got to rape the Secretary of Defense before Zombie Lincoln does."

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  1. I have to look at this when I come home from away... I am not sure what all this is about, so is this a series "National Treasure?" I want to know what you are saying, so I'll just admit I am off. I know the original quote, but I am clueless about what Mr. Bill has done this time. I guess I can live with admitting cluelessness!

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  2. It's a movie series with really obvious historical clues leading to treasure.

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  3. Me, I think Nick's had a face lift. I'm just sayin'....treasure or no treasure. And he really IS a vampire!!! xo

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    1. Oo I don't know how old that photo is, Marion. I just thought it was funny. Did you see him in Louisana? I bet he was sucking some blood ;-)

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  4. Ben I thought you were joking at first, then after reading I realized you were airing a serious piece about zombies...""I've got to rape the Secretary of Defense before Zombie Lincoln does."" Next to robots zombies are the leading cause of death amongst old people...Just ask Sam Waterston, he knows!

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    1. They are a plague rotting the core of our society...You think that man sitting next to you on the bus just had a rough night? No my friend, you couldn't be more wrong! That is a symptom of early zombification due to anti-zombie medication failure, the next stage is robotification, then things start getting bad! Beware friends, don't say I didn't warn, and for gods sake don't come to me for comfort when the rot hits you.....

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  5. Mr. Rage was making fun of himself on SNL last night. funny stuff

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