The defense counters Eve was not an American citizen at the time of the incident and therefore not entitled to the act’s protection. Her lawyers responded she was the mother of all American citizens. The defense paused for thought at having heard this and proceeded to scratch their heads at a loss for words.
“Her and Adam’s eviction,” Eve’s lawyer stated, “was unwarranted, unethical and illegal. Would God have kicked a paraplegic out of Eden for taking a crutch?”
In further developments, the serpent is getting in on the action. He also claims himself as a victim; of defamation from God. He recently was quoted saying he had only prescribed Eve necessary medicine for her continued well-being. “God has blighted my good name and reputation,” he told reporters.
Could this develop into a class-action? Analysts are saying it might. Stayed tuned to Channel 3 news for the latest!