Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Colonic

I was feeling heavy
so I went for a colonic.

The operator hooked me up
much like they used to do with telephones.

Water forced its way into my rectum
clearing out the excess shit and toxins.

Or so I thought before the operator gasped
and fainted on the floor.

Dinosaurs and dodo birds were
spinning in the tubes.

Pixies rode on unicorns
with silver whips and gold batons.

The ten lost tribes of Israel clung onto the
hanging gardens of the ancient Babylon.

I watched as history rejoined itself with myth
to be complete outside my bowels.


You've found your way inside my head and now there's no way out!