I’m alive; I’m dead; I’m in heaven; I’m in hell; I never existed;
the world’s flat; a comet missed; dinosaurs lived but mammals didn’t;
gravity’s nonexistent; we’re floating into supernovas;
the moon’s the earth with continents and clouds;
Jesus help us – he was never born!
There is no Christianity or Judaism
or questions why we’re here;
kiss me – wait I’m made of gas!
If only we had hands to hold;
let’s watch sunrise through our nonexistent eyes
pretending there’s a sun to see;
it’s dying, it’s consuming everything –
we’re just a billion years too late!