Heaven is a hedonistic heap of hope;
A lavish land with LG lava –
Freezers, fryers, fridges, phones!
Our cloud’s a callous cardboard cut
From a whirling, wasting washer box –
Scotch tape, screws and Styrofoam!
God’s not dead, he’s shown on DVD
Just $19.95 for all fulfilling faith –
Crosses, Crucifix and Jesus Christ!
St. Peter’s selling scriptures on the side
Of Gabriel and 8th –
Hocking, haggling, hooting, hoarse!
Marx is meeting with the masses;
Revering revolution once again –
For the proletariat!
And, I am