It doesn’t seem dirty there by the door.
I might eat this cookie that fell on the floor
Why, it hasn’t been dropped for a second or more!
Do you want half of the cookie I dropped on the floor?
Just this morning, it was fresh from the store.
Oh, sweet cookie I can't eat off the floor
Your chocolate chips I’ll miss forevermore.
I woulda ate that damn cookie. Don't you know the 5 second rule? Of course, at my house it would surely have been fulla dog hair or cat fuzz. Tee-Hee. Fun poem. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteIt's more a five second equation for me. E = t*h with E being eat, T time and H hunger :p
ReplyDeleteCute! And I love the equation.
ReplyDeleteThank you :D
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