And Now a Collection of Fake Quotes About Katy Perry…

“The worst thing to happen to women since Sarah Palin.” – Diane Keaton

“I’m a feminist and listening to her latest single... even I started reconsidering the 19^th Amendment.” – Sandra Day O’Connor

“The most misogynistic man alive with a really nice boob job.” – Cher

“The best thing you can say about Katy Perry is she silences the calls from chauvinists that women should stay in the kitchen.  If she so much as turned on an oven, she would surely burn herself to death.” – Rachel Ray

“The most valley of the valley girls will be offended by her valley.” - Janeane Garofalo

“Susan B. Anthony is rolling over in her grave… with a bazooka to shoot Katy Perry.” – Ken Burns

“A time machine was invented to send Katy Perry back with the flappers where she rightly belongs.  They invented one themselves to send her back.” – Doris Kearns Goodwin

“Zooey Deschanel with a lobotomy.” – Anonymous Doctor

“Marilyn Monroe without her movies… or the Kennedys.” – Greg Kinnear

“I imagine if she so much as uttered an intelligent word gravity would cease to be and all the rules of physics we have come to know would mean the slightest.” – Stephen Hawking