The Night Obama Went Crazy

(The Night Santa Went Crazy Remix)

Down at the Whitehouse all the staff were watchin’ polls
For the good Blue-state girls and the Blue-state boys
When Obama busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a glock pistol in his hands and cheap Bud-Lite on his breath
From his suit to his dress shoes with ammo he'd packed ‘em
Like a bad ass drunk disgruntled Samuel Jackson
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Midterms to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Obama went crazy
The night Barack went insane
Realized Healthcare had garnered a raw deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the Whitehouse is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Emanuel and Jarett
And he tied up his interns, and he held them all hostage
And he ground up poor Harry Reid into donkey sausage
He got Holder and Vilsack with an old Kenyan Luger
And he slashed up Geithner just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Biden
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like Jack-ass!"

The night Obama went crazy
The night Obama went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around D.C.
Without steppin' in Democrat’s guts

There's the Secret Service and the FBI
There's Geraldo from Fox News
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, Senate’s body count's rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Obama, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - he used to be such a hopey-changy guy.

Yes Pelosi, now Obama’s doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
But little Pelosi, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behavior in a couple of years.

But now Gates is in therapy and Clinton’s still nervous
And the aides all got jobs working for customer service
And they say Michelle she's on the phone every night
With a herself negotiating the movie rights.
(They talk about)

The night Obama went crazy
The night Barack Obama flipped
Broke his back for reformin’ healthcare
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Obama went crazy
The night Barack went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the wrong deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain.
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