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Bush has said he is not writing a traditional memoir but an account of key decisions in his life, according to MSNBC.  The word decisions used interchangably with mistakes the whole book through.

According to Crown Publishers, "Decision Points" will offer "gripping, never-before-heard detail" on such historic events as the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks and the 2000 presidential election along with Bush's decision to quit drinking, his relationship with his family and other personal details, they say further.  Although you've got to really ask yourself about the 'quit drinking' part.

A publishing industry source familiar with the book said that Bush had completed a first draft and was editing the manuscript on a computer at his office in Dallas. A former White House speech writer, Chris Michel, is helping with research.

Woah Bush doing research!  He really will need help with that one!  Might have to read this soon-to-be travesty of the English language.
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