Diet

Diet

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I’m on a diet

But not from what I’ve ate.

I’m on a diet

From misery and hate.

I’m on a diet

‘Cause there’s too much on my plate.

I’m on a diet

From professions of this planet's 'gloomy fate.'

I’m on a diet

From my thoughts that won’t abate.

I’m on a diet

From those whose job is to berate.
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I’m on a diet

From the power hungry ‘who relate.’

I’m on a diet

From the failed debates.

I’m on a diet

From the billionaire estates.

I’m on a diet

From all but my soul mate.

I’m on a diet…

And I won’t lose weight.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.