They
doubted us. They put us down. Now, we finally have the last laugh. Most of you already know the story. The Kindness Acts of 2014 were enacted
finally putting an end to America’s most insufferable nuisance. I speak of course of mean people; always hating, thinking of themselves. They came in all forms; our neighbors, women,
men, Black, White and Hispanic. They shared however a common sickness and
aversion to the interests of others.
At
first prisons would not hold the vast numbers of undesirables collected from
their homes and beaten for good measure.
This was quickly fixed. Mean
people together merely grew into mean mobs the rest of us could not trust. The only humane thing to do, the Supreme
Council decided, was execution. I know
what you’re thinking. We became the very
evil we fought. It is far more
complicated than that, however. We’re
very nice to talk with and would not dream of hurting a fellow nicey.
Mean
people are simply not human. You may
think they are from appearance.
Biologically, much is similar.
Yet, nicey scientists have discovered a mean gene. This mean gene
switches on sometime around puberty completely destroying all spiritual value
in a given individual.
Your
children might already be infected. Do
not grow close to them. For the benefit
of all niceys they must be eradicated.
If it helps, think of your child or other loved ones as a plague upon
humanity. Their meanness will be the
death of all good people. It only takes
one before the poison spreads.
What
specific behaviors should you look for?
If a child or adult laughs at another’s misfortune or appears uppity a serious alarm should ring in
your mind. If a woman rejects your
advances she has most obviously succumb to sickness. It is your duty to report all such and any
behavior to the Supreme Council. Do not
be timid. Your courage is the difference
between a perfect and imperfect world.
